“Selling the heat … with warmth.” A N D A L S O “When you want propane done right.”
I built this company in 1989 with one truck and a hat. Thirty-seven years later I have nine trucks and the same hat, and I still pick up the phone when it rings. That is not a slogan. That is just a small company being a small company.
My official portrait was commissioned in 2019 and hangs in the front room. It is also viewable online, which Dwayne set up and which I have looked at more than once.
Put in what the other outfit took off you last year. I'll show you the real number, both years, because I would rather you heard year two from a friend.
† One cent under applies to the first delivery under a new agreement. After that, pricing follows the Thatherton Market Adjustment, which is set monthly by M.F. Thatherton, in his office, alone.
‡ Prices agreed at a kitchen table are prices for the delivery discussed at that kitchen table.
§ "89% or better" states the low end of the specification range and does not describe any individual delivery. Customers preferring the high end may request Thatherton Select at a premium.
* "Arlen's Number One Propane Company" reflects Thatherton Fuels' ranking by number of formal recognitions received from the Texas State Propane Association, in which it is first in Heimlich County by a margin of five.
CORPORATE DISCLOSURES. Thatherton Fuels is a wholly owned operating subsidiary of Pache. Statements above regarding independence, sole ownership, and the absence of any person above Mr. Thatherton reflect Mr. Thatherton's own view of the arrangement and are retained here at his insistence.
Winter Lock-In and fixed-price offerings are hedged through Henron Corporation under a mark-to-market arrangement. Customers on a locked rate are not exposed to the hedge. Thatherton Fuels is.
Pressure vessels manufactured under license by Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. Tanks remain the property of Thatherton Fuels regardless of who built them or who is standing next to them.
This notice prepared by Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel, counsel to Thatherton Fuels. Reviewed and expanded by F. Pacheco, Pache. pacheco@thathertonfuels.com
FREE HAT! With any new residential agreement. One size. Deducted and refunded, less the hat.
Mon–Fri 7:00 – 5:30
Sat 8:00 – 2:00
Sun — I am at the club
Get out of the building first. Then call 1-800-MY-FRIEND. Then call the fire department if you cannot reach us, but try us first.
Online bill pay. Dwayne says 2016.
Coffee, and the Brawndo machine. M.F. put it in himself. It is not for the coffee people.
Biscuits with Almost Fruit preserves. It does not have to be fruit to be almost fruit, and it does not have to be 90% to keep a house warm.
Pache
Tamaribuchi Heavy Mfg.
Henron Corporation
Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel
1113 Grissom Avenue
Arlen, Texas
Across from the beige one.